Y'all this shit is absolutely ridiculous and I'm sure it doesn't belong on this website but holy shit. If you've got a few bucks laying around, grab a share of GME and plan to sell this Friday.
Also brace for impact because this is absolutely insane what's going on right now.
Way too much to dump here. Just letting y'all know.
wait! am on east coast, can I get to west coast in time to pee in ocean?