1271 So, I just called the White House since people are wondering if it is open. I got a 15 second recording saying it is temporary closed and to use the website. Updoot that! 202-456-1111 (www.whitehouse.gov) posted 3 years ago by jager 3 years ago by jager +1274 / -3 144 comments share 144 comments share save hide report block hide replies
One day you decide to call the White House.
You're angry, and want to leave an angry message.
You pick up the phone and call the number, and sit in a que for some time.
Soon, a woman answers, probably a secretary.
You take a breath to say your piece, but before any words leave you, you hear a muffled sound of the secretery handing over the phone.
Then, you hear it, a familiar voice.
"Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business."