I hate to traffic in lies, or even LARPing.

This really shouldn’t be the “fake but accurate” News Hour with Dan Rather.

I’m not saying this “report” is a lie, or even necessarily inappropriate to share... but it absolutely reeks of every sign of fakeness, even in light of the almost-certain malfeasance on the part of Robinhood and other actors involved in this story.

My main point here: don’t ever surrender your blessed skepticism, and your predilection for the truth, frens.