Kameltoe clubs Joepedo over the head with a genuine antique silver Revere candlestick in the China room, leaving him brain dead, (though no one notices) until his handlers prod him to sign his 500th EO and all he does is drool. (They dump him in a linen closet somewhere on life-support and Jezebel sets up shop.)
She names Pelosi her VP, and AOC and the monster squad are allowed to take over and terrorize the house. BLM is re-defined a humanitarian organization, after winning the Nobel Peace joke, and militarizes like an arm of the feds. Antifa runs amuck burning cities and neighborhoods and they’re declared a “brave environmentalist group” who are taking back human spaces to restore precious rat habitat. They’re given protected class status and any attempt to protect yourself from assaults will be prosecuted as a hate crime. Save the rats!
Kameltoe clubs Joepedo over the head with a genuine antique silver Revere candlestick in the China room, leaving him brain dead, (though no one notices) until his handlers prod him to sign his 500th EO and all he does is drool. (They dump him in a linen closet somewhere on life-support and Jezebel sets up shop.)
She names Pelosi her VP, and AOC and the monster squad are allowed to take over and terrorize the house. BLM is re-defined a humanitarian organization, after winning the Nobel Peace joke, and militarizes like an arm of the feds. Antifa runs amuck burning cities and neighborhoods and they’re declared a “brave environmentalist group” who are taking back human spaces to restore precious rat habitat. They’re given protected class status and any attempt to protect yourself from assaults will be prosecuted as a hate crime. Save the rats!