You stand in the middle of the Rock's field, rolling around in the Rock's snow. Well the Rock says this--- Panda Bear, you run your mouth about being a peaceful animal, about how much you love bamboo. So the Rock decided to head out to the forests of China. The Rock wore his safari hat, his safari shorts, he had a flashlight with a brahma bull on it, a granola bar, trail mix. The Rock found the most rare of bamboo sticks, and broke some pieces off and placed them in a specially marked package. The Rock left the jungle, made it back to Beijing, and headed on a plane. And now, tonight, in the center of that very ring, the Rock will proceed to shine up those bamboo sticks real nice, turn 'em sideways, and stick 'em straight up, your candy ass. If ya smelllllllllllllalalalaLoww. What the ROCK. IS. COOKIN'