560 () posted 3 years ago by Evspra [M] 3 years ago by Evspra +562 / -2 59 comments share 59 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I would appreciate it if the Bee could write a satirical article about me winning the lottery and how I hope to use the proceeds to finally get therapy to help deal with my long running ordeal of sexual harrassment by Kate Beckinsale.
Thank you.
I had to look her up. She's almost 50. But she does have some boobs.
You POOR baby! I know, I know. It's AWFUL (I can imagine) but bear up for us, okay? It had to happen to somebody...