I violently donated the remaining funds necessary to close out a kickstarter run by a math teacher at a disadvantaged school in my town to buy equipment for his class because, unlike the local and national Democrats, I feel that poor kids deserve a shot at learning calculus, too.
Next I'm going to violently work on filling out my 1040 so people like AOC and Pelosi can gank my paycheck and spend it on everything in the world except helping kids in my community learn calculus.
And if the FBI doesn't do something to stop me before then, I'll be oppressing my black and latino neighbors on Sunday by bringing a case of white-male made, non-craft, mass-produced generic beer to their house while appropriating as much of their culture in the form of nachos and pork ribs as I can before racistly watching Patrick Mahomes lead the Chiefs to a 73,920-3 victory over the Suckaneers.
I violently donated the remaining funds necessary to close out a kickstarter run by a math teacher at a disadvantaged school in my town to buy equipment for his class because, unlike the local and national Democrats, I feel that poor kids deserve a shot at learning calculus, too.
Next I'm going to violently work on filling out my 1040 so people like AOC and Pelosi can gank my paycheck and spend it on everything in the world except helping kids in my community learn calculus.
And if the FBI doesn't do something to stop me before then, I'll be oppressing my black and latino neighbors on Sunday by bringing a case of white-male made, non-craft, mass-produced generic beer to their house while appropriating as much of their culture in the form of nachos and pork ribs as I can before racistly watching Patrick Mahomes lead the Chiefs to a 73,920-3 victory over the Suckaneers.