An Alien asked me to tell him a story of what's happening to earth... so I made this
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and meanwhile 2000 yrs ago - some Essene monk dude, lost in the desert - that was so high on mushrooms all he could think of was 666 and 10 headed dragons coming out of the sea wrote a wild tale down .... he buried the scrolls in a clay pot meaning to come back for them later but couldn't find the spot.
someone else dug them up and decided that was the future of humanity, so a couple of CEOs at big pharma decided it would be a gas to see if they could pull it off... via a vaccine that's not a vaccine but a hoax to tag everyone with 666 like mad monk said.
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LMAO. XD