I shamelessly snagged this from gab, but it's soooo true! I just had to share it.
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If I have to wear a mask and be responsible for your health, I'm also going to need your credit card and your health info. Let me know if you smoke or not or what drugs you take. Or any other indulgences you might have that you shouldn't. I'm gonna pop you onto a diet and make sure you stick to a rigid exercise regime. I'll need your banking info so I can see what you're buying, and cut you off in case you're buying something that you shouldn't be. Thanks for ceding your life to me. Try having more self respect in the next life.