It came on after the Rugby on Saturday Night. I mistakenly commented on how banal it was and for this comment, my blue pill family decided to keep it on, complete with adverts until the end. I shut out the ‘ noise’ but kept hearing , are you Lady Gaga?, I think you are Adele? I can’t believe that people buy in to such rubbish and watch it for weeks on end like a cult alongside, X Factor and all the other contrived shows.

And then they turnaround and say that Q is a cult!