855 () WWG1WGA posted 3 years ago by SpeakEasy 3 years ago by SpeakEasy +856 / -1 174 comments share 174 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Dad? Lol, jk but here's a funny story.
I was 12, and was going somewhere with my dad. He said "Son, it's time for The Talk"
Uh oh.
He said, and I quote: "Lick it, then dick it. Don't dick it then lick it, cuz that's gross."
That's it. That was the whole talk I got.