Here's the thing. Postman, Fireman, Policeman are now all borderline illegal. Because they contain the word "Man" in them. In sticking with such a theme, we should change the world WOMAN to WOPERSON. But therein lies another problem. PerSON has the word SON in it, which is a masculine term. We should change Person to Perpeople. Now, we insert Perpeople back into Woman and it becomes Woperpeople. That's right. Woperpeople are now available at your nearest Burger King.