I’m starting to think at this point a rude awakening with a red pill enema or a anal swab with a red pill affixed to the end of it my be in order
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Hahaha my mom used to threaten to do that to me almost every morning.
"Killerbunny, rise and shine, it's time to get ready for school."
I would ignore her, so the next step was ripping my covers off.
"If you don't get up, I'm going to pour water on you."
These quotes are burned into my brain because I heard them every single school day until I got my license at 17 and started driving myself.
She never actually did poured water on me, but once when I would not get up she wet her hand and rubbed it all over my face. That was unpleasant and did the job hahaha
Lol. I know what you meant, but now I'm imagining a 7 year old kid with the nickname "killerbunny" ?
Hahahahaha!
My nickname is Bunny, but I figured I couldn't save America with such a wimpy name, so I added the killer for dramatic effect. Plus it's an homage to Monty Python :)
"Death awaits you all!! With nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth!"