don't worry i gotchu fren. step one, you need to build an app that safely encrypts, protects user data. you'll need to get the app super popular by sucking a bunch of ween, after which, you'll immediately command a bunch of whores to flash tit with your app's name across their chests. become a posterchild of tech privacy which is an oxymoron but you're users are toobrainwashed to realize anyways so who gives a shit you're half way to becoming one of thousands of unecessary clearance holders. you'll get an email around now from the highlands forum. Hey VaporJet2 you're shits jazzy af get in bed with us or we destroy you (killing your dog and family optional, if you know what I mean lawlz jkjk...). sell your soul to the military industrial complex. insert alien probe into rectum. wake up to suits taking pictures of you naked next to blood, used condoms, and dead children. congratulations you're a loveable nerd savant draped in beta clothing out of nowhere that's secretaly a retard with a hall pass.