that's why all the lefty kids were so upset when he got home. they weren't "getting their way" like they were so used to. no happy meal for you if you acted like a piece of shit while he was at work.
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Thats funny cause my Mom had a strong pimp hand!
Mine, too. And a wicked fore stroke and could bend a spoon or flip flop like no one else I've seen. She could even bounce them off walls and doors with deadly accuracy.
lol mine as well.
Perfect metaphor
Yeah, well...
I want President Daddy back!
(Yeah, I'm whining. So what.)
Not this mom. My father raised me right.