Lets keep the following in mind:

In the old days, they used to sacrifice virgins into volcanoes. However, virgin politicians are all but extinct. Let's not despair though, we have the next best thing: stunning, brave, and super morale politicians who care about the poor and minorities. Now you might ask, how do we know who they are. That's easy, it's the ones who describe themselves as such: The Democrats

In other words, we must only sacrifice the purest and most moral of politicians who are as follows:

• Democrats, especially those that hate the bad orange man (who are we kidding, they all do)

• Rhino Republicans (they prop up the moral Democrats)

• Any politician we want to point to and say they are stunning and brave, right before we decide to throw them into the volcano

• CCP party members

  • They claim to care so much about the Chinese proletariat and never let their organs go to waste as they harvest and sell them for a profit

  • They also seem to be great friends with "The Great Democratic Leader" Biden who loves the children of this earth so much he never misses an opportunity to sniff them or touch them many many times both in public and in private.

However, be forewarned! We must not sacrifice the following:

• The bad orange man or any of his supporters unless they recant their evil ways by walking in the ways of the Democrats

If we do sacrifice any of these, the volcano gods will become mad at us and the virus will become 10 times worse.