Autists and clairavoyants aside, does anyone ever simply ask this one question? Why is Dan Scavino still hanging around Mar-a-Lago?
I mean...he's either hard at work on something, or he's the clingiest/cringiest house guest ever.
If nothing was going on, I'd be like...uhhh Dan? Shouldn't you know...kinda go on home?
FLOTUS: Donald, you said he'd only be staying for a few days, until he found his own place
POTUS: I know, I know. But with the COVID economy being what it is, he's going to need a roomate to share expenses. It's just really tough for him right now....just a few more days, that's all
FLOTUS: No Donald! Either he goes, or I go!