Autists and clairavoyants aside, does anyone ever simply ask this one question? Why is Dan Scavino still hanging around Mar-a-Lago?
I mean...he's either hard at work on something, or he's the clingiest/cringiest house guest ever.
If nothing was going on, I'd be like...uhhh Dan? Shouldn't you know...kinda go on home?
Had a funny thought about POTUS and FLOTUS in the kitchen whispering "do you think we should just ask him to leave? He's not taking the hints" while Dan is watching TV in the living room.
FLOTUS: Donald, you said he'd only be staying for a few days, until he found his own place
POTUS: I know, I know. But with the COVID economy being what it is, he's going to need a roomate to share expenses. It's just really tough for him right now....just a few more days, that's all
FLOTUS: No Donald! Either he goes, or I go!