Just to fuck with the media.
Hey guys! I heard the kracken super Quantum computer predicted Trump will get inaugurated by the Marines next tuesday, Then Space Force Wed, and Army Thurs.. Pretty much everyday next week will be a new inauguration with a different theme. Buckle up!
Lol that's true hahaha
I mean hey if it works out that way who am I to complain. It will just give us more to celebrate :)