Gerard Butler is signed on to star in the Hollywood rewriting of “The March 4th Capitol Massacre”.

Be warned in the near future they will charge you for the thought crime and produce evidence by way of algorythmically designed charts that if you could have gotten to the Capitol- you would have.

Then they will show that, if you could have grouped together- you would have.

And finally they would rest their case on - if you could have gotten access to arms- you would have and therefore you are guilty of the thought of a massacre.

This will a treasonous offence.