This timeline is fucking wild. It's like trying to explain a fever dream to someone.
The president was there but it wasn't really the president just some guy in a mask pretending to be him but Donald Trump was the actual president and I wasn't wearing pants for some reason and then I woke up.
Oh and they built this big perimeter around DC like it was fucking Jurassic Park because we got a dinosaur in the white house and for some reason his vice president was a camel. Anyway it was against the law for dinosaurs to do basically anything in the government so the real president was chillin in Florida at a sweet beach house with bunkers n shit. Right when he was about to go hunt down the dinosaur, I found my pants in the refrigerator and woke up.
This timeline is fucking wild. It's like trying to explain a fever dream to someone.
The president was there but it wasn't really the president just some guy in a mask pretending to be him but Donald Trump was the actual president and I wasn't wearing pants for some reason and then I woke up.
Oh and they built this big perimeter around DC like it was fucking Jurassic Park because we got a dinosaur in the white house and for some reason his vice president was a camel. Anyway it was against the law for dinosaurs to do basically anything in the government so the real president was chillin in Florida at a sweet beach house with bunkers n shit. Right when he was about to go hunt down the dinosaur, I found my pants in the refrigerator and woke up.