52 posted 5 years ago by v8power 5 years ago by v8power +52 / -0 13 comments share 13 comments share save hide report block hide replies
How to make a real fart of death:
You will need: 2 red deviled eggs from the local truck stop or Starvin Marvin. 3 mouthfuls of Kimchee. 2 Beers
Eat the 2 red deviled eggs 3 mouthfuls of Kimchee and chug the 2 beers
Now do 5 jumping jacks and wait 20 minutes.
You are now ready to crop dust the local book store or deli section of the local grocery store.
a mask will not save them