Well, of COURSE the man is gonna do hard time; he kidnapped the kid from CHICAGO before the child even had a chance to make their bones. The young'un hadn't even learnt how to turn a gun sideways! What is UP with kidnappers these days?
Poh little mobster is now prolly too traumatized to rob his first convenience store... stuff like dis is why Chicago has tuh IMPORT MS-13 to keep up its rep...
an' de Mayor! She doin' all she can do to represent and dis brain-dead kidnapper be messin' wid the up and comin' locals. Where de justice, I wantz to know. Where it is? Chicago be a GUUT town. Lea de babies 'lone.
Well, of COURSE the man is gonna do hard time; he kidnapped the kid from CHICAGO before the child even had a chance to make their bones. The young'un hadn't even learnt how to turn a gun sideways! What is UP with kidnappers these days?
Poh little mobster is now prolly too traumatized to rob his first convenience store... stuff like dis is why Chicago has tuh IMPORT MS-13 to keep up its rep...
an' de Mayor! She doin' all she can do to represent and dis brain-dead kidnapper be messin' wid the up and comin' locals. Where de justice, I wantz to know. Where it is? Chicago be a GUUT town. Lea de babies 'lone.
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