Ok- I get your sarcasm, but for a more realistic stab at it - maybe the military 'wargamed' it out that, after Biden was given the win, our enemies would then assume it was a good time for safe passage to place nukes in the US offshore areas and ports. Also, they would assume how the nukes would come to US and then be prepared to intercept. Would be curious to know how frequently Evergreen goes thru that canal or if it was placed outside the canal to be ready to jump in line and form a block, when needed. The reason these theories abound is that a mild wind is not going to push a fully laden cargo ship off course enough to ground itself in a well known shipping lane.