I was a US Civilian Mariner (aka merchant marine) for 16 years or so and a licensed officer for the last 4 years. I recently changed professions due to a welcome addition to my family that I can't bear to leave for months at a time! I'm not here to tell you the Ever Given situation isn't meaningful, I think it is. What I can do is tell you what it's like to live and work in the industry, share my training and experience with large ocean going vessels. Basically I'd like to help dispel nonsense so we can all get to the truth and look good doing it!
I just got off work and I'm starting my weekend, so I'll be back to answer any questions after a good sleep.
Am I still a shipfag if I actually lived it and know what I'm talking about or is that just for armchair followers?
I'd say that being a shipfag is the #1 prerequisite to being a sailor. It just means that your shipfagging is top-shelf quality :)
Are holding patterns like Evegreen's "peen and nuts" pattern unusual?
It's not gay of you're underway.
It's only queer if you're on the pier!
Columbus had a cabin boy, He loved him like a brother. Every night by candle light They buggered one another The Cabin boy was a nasty little nipper Stuck broken glass up his arse And circumcised da’ Skipper!
Wow is this required reading in the 1619 project now?