...aaaaand, methinks it would be best to have a big ol' televised intervention, hosted by Oprah, with the whole freakshow family on live. Crack Boy can apologise for diddling his dead brother's wife's young teen daughter (fark, how's this timeline???), and for his BS Ukraine China embezzlement, Old Joe can come out of his holding pen WITH his body double we've been suffering for some time, and his plug-in wife can acknowledge once and for all that yes, she was the babysitter Joe was fucking while married to Wife #1. And his daughter can tell him off for taking showers with her when she was halfway grown up already.
And at the end, they can haul that beyotch Winfrey off as well. Straight to Gitmo. Do not pass Go. Hand all your assets in. Later, doods.
...aaaaand, methinks it would be best to have a big ol' televised intervention, hosted by Oprah, with the whole freakshow family on live. Crack Boy can apologise for diddling his dead brother's wife's young teen daughter (fark, how's this timeline???), and for his BS Ukraine China embezzlement, Old Joe can come out of his holding pen WITH his body double we've been suffering for some time, and his plug-in wife can acknowledge once and for all that yes, she was the babysitter Joe was fucking while married to Wife #1. And his daughter can tell him off for taking showers with her when she was halfway grown up already.
And at the end, they can haul that beyotch Winfrey off as well. Straight to Gitmo. Do not pass Go. Hand all your assets in. Later, doods.
How's that sound for a prime time special?
"IN MINECRAFT!!!!!"