There are some people in our personal and professional lives that will inevitably be asking “did you get your vax yet?” That we don’t want to reply “did you fuck off yet?” because we like them despite their washed brains or we need to work with them in the future.

What nice responses have you come up with?

Here’s one:

Sheep: “you bro are you vaccinated?”

You: “yes” (got plenty of tested vaxs over the years so not lying)

Sheep: “oh which brand?”

You: “oh I don’t know, whatever the doc gave...which one did you get?” (Focus on them now)

How about this:

Sheep: “when are you getting vaxxed? Got an appointment yet?”

You: “I plan on waiting until it’s FDA approved”

Sheep: bleearehyhrefuhhj safety!

Or:

Sheep: “come on man, everyone is doing it!”

You: “is it safe?”

Sheep: “um, of course! I’m fine, and everyone else is getting the shot too!”

You: “but who in authority said it’s safe?”

Sheep: names a bunch of names

You: “so are you saying they did long term safety studies? How could they when it was just invented? Nah I’ll wait til it’s been studied more”

Sheep: “well you’re not going to any concerts this year I guess”

You: “oh no!!!!!!!!!”