LOL I was told by EMT that I was the first raccoon attack they have seen in their time on the job. Lucky me. Little bastard was hiding under my car, opened the door, heard a hiss and bam, it was on my leg before I even knew what was happening. A couple teeth pierced right through my jeans. The best part was I had just started a new job and had to explain that to my supervisor. Started with "you are not going to believe this one, but I am going to be in late today due to..."
LOL I was told by EMT that I was the first raccoon attack they have seen in their time on the job. Lucky me. Little bastard was hiding under my car, opened the door, heard a hiss and bam, it was on my leg before I even knew what was happening. A couple teeth pierced right through my jeans. The best part was I had just started a new job and had to explain that to my supervisor. Started with "you are not going to believe this one, but I am going to be in late today due to..."