Baptism By Watergun - Covid Insanity
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I can't imagine Jesus would approve...
I want to see His facepalm.
"Peter, what are they doing on the Earth?"
"Lord, they're... They're administering baptism."
"In the manner that I proscribed?
"N-not exactly..."
When I hear "baptism", I picture John holding Jesus by the arm in a river to submerge Him underneath, in similitude of the spiritual death and rebirth we have in Him and of the physical death and rebirth we will one day have through His own. A watergun just sort of loses that somewhere.
LOL, sort of?