Breaking news on Lindell TV. He just announced it called Coomer a TREASONOUS TRAITOR all the while wearing the most glorious shit eating grin.
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Hmmm there is a South Park episode where all the dads stick there parts into the microwave to achieve beach ball size so they can qualify for medical marijuana.
That's probably my favorite episode. Randy trying to give himself cancer was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The guys hopping around on their giant balls smoking weed and laughing and singing. I thought I was going to die the first time I saw that. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe for most of the episode.
Alex said that "they" were coming for our balls. It has to do with sexual energy and masturbatory energy. The circuit completed by partners of opposing energies keeps you protected (male-female). Masturbatory energy reaches out to complete a circuit. It gets this wardencliff style electro-virus that piggybacks onto, and is activated by bacteria known to be in those bodily locations. They just have to direct the beam in your area to activate the bacteria. 5G can do that. This means your Wifi can make your balls grow bro.
So should I jack off or not?
You read my full paper, "The Collective Consciousness of Chronic Masturbators"?