278 () posted 3 years ago by Japan4Salt 3 years ago by Japan4Salt +279 / -1 76 comments share 76 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Thankfully, after a couple divorces and a trail of broken women, I landed a unicorn! It took years to deprogram her from left wing doctrine. Now she's as conservative as they come. Even pro-life!
Good job, my dude!
Make a bunch of babies, we need more good people up in this bitch.
Well then you done good.