Ok, so I decided to have another run at Tulane University after my phone calls a week or so ago, regarding Hunter Biden being featured as a guest speaker for one of their classes. Rather than calling them again, I thought it might be fun to craft an email lauding Hunter's extensive experience and accomplishments that make him superbly qualified to be presented as a role model and mentor figure for their students. Below is a copy of the email I just sent to the President of the University, with links to articles substantiating Hunter's major achievements. Enjoy.
I know that you and Tulane University must be so excited to be featuring Hunter Biden as a guest speaker for one of your classes. It is not everyday that students have the opportunity to enjoy a guest speaker of his stature. Tulane University is to be credited for making this incredible, and enriching experience available to it's students. I am sure that he will be an inspiration to all who are fortunate enough to participate in this event. I have attached some links to news articles discussing some of his most significant accomplishments. Perhaps the information provided below may serve as a further basis for discussion.
(https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/joe-bidens-son-hunter-kicked-out-navy-cocaine-n227811)
(https://www.the-sun.com/news/2663925/hunter-biden-photos-teeth-ruined-by-drugs-prostitutes/)
(https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/hunter-hair.jpg.optimal.jpg)
Good job! Just one thing, though: It's "its".
Thanks, and thanks for the punctuation correction, didn't catch that in the moment. I do know better, just docked myself 5 demerits. ?
I figured that it was probably an autocorrect error. ?