watchmanonthewall 5 points ago +5 / -0

A simple rule to make life easier


         Stupid places
        At stupid times
     With stupid people
    Doing stupid things
watchmanonthewall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Genuinely talented comedians don't find the need to resort to using profanity in every sentence.

watchmanonthewall 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wonder who the proud parents of the vaccinated child are, they must feel so woke, and so proud to be following the science.

I am finished with diplomacy and tactfulness. We are at the point where this is willful stupidity.

watchmanonthewall 5 points ago +5 / -0

Many, many Darwin awards in the making. Suicide by stupid.

watchmanonthewall 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the inside is indescribably more grotesque than the outside.

watchmanonthewall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, we shoulda been warned, getting clorox and an eye dropper now.

watchmanonthewall 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am not a master gardener, but I'll answer any questions I can. I have kept a garden for a number of years now.

watchmanonthewall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Masterful, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, true of the Trumps, true of the Bidens.

watchmanonthewall 21 points ago +21 / -0

This gentleman is the Cyrano de Bergerac of our day,

My hat I toss lightly away; From my shoulders I slowly let fall The cloak that conceals my array, And my sword from my scabbard I call,
Like Celadon, graceful and tall, Like Scaramouche, quick hand and brain,— And I warn you, my friend, once for all, I shall thrust when I end the refrain.

watchmanonthewall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Piece of cake, couple of thermite canisters and you're in.

watchmanonthewall 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF you can find a lawyer to touch it, it seems that it would make for a class action lawsuit. One can dream.

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