820 () ? B O O M ! ? posted 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard 3 years ago by Sa1tyBastard +820 / -0 77 comments share 77 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I do it all the time. I try to do weird things to the meaningless greetings we give each other.
Like...
"I acknowledge your presence."
"How are you?" "I still exist."
"How was your weekend?" "I don't remember." (That one's actually true)
“How did you sleep?”
“I didn’t make any mistakes”
Courtesy of Steven Wright