Their fallback is always, "we've done 2 audits already reeeee!"

No, they did 2 'recounts' -- recounting the same fraudulent ballots over and over is not an audit.

I recently likened it to you stealing money from your company and then they notice a huge discrepancy so they want to do an audit. But you go and show them that you can count money, so you take a stack of money and count it, you even do it twice and say, "SEE! I know how to count money, I've done it twice now, besides it's a new fiscal year it's too late, you should have said something before it was missing, You don't need to do an audit, it's a Big Lie!"