323 () posted 3 years ago by Russianbots 3 years ago by Russianbots +323 / -0 29 comments share 29 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Came here to say this: I once had a bug hit my lips so hard, I had two fat lips and legs stuck in my front gums.
The visual of what happened after the bug hit your lips made me laugh out loud. I mean no offense, but you described it so well.
My friend inherited a motorcycle. I drove it back for him. His original plan: learn how to ride. We stopped for gas and he saw my lips, I told him about the bug. I am sorry to say he never learned to ride. But he wears a mask...
Than you fren.