Well, here's the thing.
I knew a girl, an amazing kid, who in the span of about 6 months went from skinny as a twig to a heavyset marshmallow.
Everyone thought she was just hit by the puberty stick hard enough to send a baseball into a solar orbit.
Turns out, it was brain tumors.
Now, big WHAT IF here, but what if they are setting Greta up to be a sacrifice?
Get her all over the news, even Time's Person of the Year, and hype her up about climate change.
Then have her die to tumors.
Cap it all off with Climate Control initiatives forged under her name and build an emotional response to her passing. Basically guilt coat the Green New Deal with her death, renaming it the Greta's New Deal, etc...
Hell, if they could turn Saint George of Fentanyl into a martyr for doing nothing but overdosing on enough of the stuff to take down all the cattle at a rodeo after trying to pass some fake 20s, you know they don't have any qualms about getting this little lasagna-lover to take a brain-blower for the sake of Climate Control.
What do you guys think?
Her weight gain is due to her becoming so active in the climate change movement that she herself has begun sequestering carbon.
In all seriousness the weight gain pics are fakes, as hilarious as they are they are altered images.
Or she is just filled with a bunch of hot air.
Zing!