Oh jeez, you should've seen the wide-eyed looks, nervous laughs and raised eyebrows I received over a year ago. We were having a family dinner out and I proudly announced that the Wuflu was an engineered bioweapon created in a Chinese lab in order to take out Trump. I mean, duh. Some folks haven't spoken to me since.

I'm still trying to decide if I should pull out the old "I told ya so" next time we meet.