Ding Dong. I walk to the door. Two young girls with badges and bibles. (Deep sigh) “Hi, I’m Sister Sara and this is Sister Faith.” Hi, sisters. “God told us to stop here and ask if you’d like to hear a message of hope and peace. “ “Oh, great! You mean that Biden’s election will be overturned and Trump will get his rightful second term?” Two faces turn white. They quickly make their excuses and beat feet outta there.

I’ll have to remember to do that more often.