Ding Dong. I walk to the door. Two young girls with badges and bibles. (Deep sigh) “Hi, I’m Sister Sara and this is Sister Faith.” Hi, sisters. “God told us to stop here and ask if you’d like to hear a message of hope and peace. “ “Oh, great! You mean that Biden’s election will be overturned and Trump will get his rightful second term?” Two faces turn white. They quickly make their excuses and beat feet outta there.
I’ll have to remember to do that more often.
I was in my bathroom pulling my hair out of a rubber cap with a crochet hook to do some highlights. As you can imagine, this looks really funny/weird. My son comes into the bathroom and whispers that some Mormon missionaries are at the front door. I waved my arms like a crazy person and said Oooo, I must retrieve the golden tablets from the Planet Kolob and go and speak with them at once! My son said, Mom, they can hear you. LOL.
I'm Mormon and was a missionary, and I would have found this hilarious to hear you yell this from the bathroom lol
I think in general people need to learn to laugh at themselves a little more and the world would be a much better place!