There's a restaurant we go to with pretty good food. But they have paper straws, which suck. When I order my cocktail I also order 4 straws. Once the waiter seemed confused and so I said, "The paper straws fall apart in just a few minutes so if I want to finish my margarita I need about 4 of them. Seems to defeat the purpose of conserving when I need 4 times the amount to do the job, right?" I think I saw a lightbulb above his head.
How long does it take you to drink a drink? When I was in school, all straws were paper, and they lasted through lunch. And after your milk was gone, you could flatten the end of the straw, cut off the corners to make a double reed, and then you had a horn to annoy people with.
There's a restaurant we go to with pretty good food. But they have paper straws, which suck. When I order my cocktail I also order 4 straws. Once the waiter seemed confused and so I said, "The paper straws fall apart in just a few minutes so if I want to finish my margarita I need about 4 of them. Seems to defeat the purpose of conserving when I need 4 times the amount to do the job, right?" I think I saw a lightbulb above his head.
How long does it take you to drink a drink? When I was in school, all straws were paper, and they lasted through lunch. And after your milk was gone, you could flatten the end of the straw, cut off the corners to make a double reed, and then you had a horn to annoy people with.
Well some would say that if I didn't talk so much I'd be able to drink faster.