Where did you get it from? I wouldn't mind having fewer dishes to wash, but I bet they're poisoning the plasticware. It might be safer to just eat with our hands like savages.

In broad daylight no less.

Maybe someone who hasn't eaten a gummy could dissect this post for comms. There seems to be a lot of information in all those capital letters.

Mods, can I request a NSFA flair? It's not safe for any of Amber's devices to accidentally see a picture of a snake.

You beat me to it.

I don't think anyone is afraid of this eejit "attacking" anything.

Lawd have mercy, that certainly would be a precipice.

Even the wife walks away at some point.

Edit to add: My expedition got keyed back in the day when I had a Bush sticker on it. If I'd only known then what I know now, I'd have helped and keyed the other side.

And I'm a cop bitch

Well, it wasn't refined enough back then to avoid getting caught sparking up in the theater prop room.

So the Giants made him take the vax? Because I thought the Patriots coach didn't mandate it?

This guy is good!

Exactly. There's no other assumption to be made. Unless they got bad ivory

Not sure about that, but he is the guy who single-handedly brought down bud light.

Remember what Rush used to say? He'd say that if an alien arrived and watched a little bit of tv they'd think the alphabet mafia was a huge percentage of the population, when they're just a sliver of it.

Put it on ebay I guess

Yeah, but the story gets dicey and doesn't specify if that was before or after they tossed a shoestring around his neck.

I remember getting suspended from school in the 9th grade for a week. Mom & stepdad worked so the house was all mine. I'd drag my little TV up to the roof with a giant extension cord so I could lay out and tan while watching All My Children.

2 weeks to slow the spread

I have keg, will travel.

Edit to add: I'm pretty sure some of my people are also McPottyMouths so we're probably cousins.

Uh oh. Ok, I'll just be standing over here in the corner reciting all the pronouns

I remember signs saying that, but I don't remember anyone actually thinking that.

DAYUM. Gives a whole new meaning to drip drip flood.

Personally I'd be in the garage bar with the guys

And as soon as we find out whether it was his skin color, sexuality or pronoun politics, we can turn on Kamala and accuse her of being anti-whatever for firing him.