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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apropos of nothing.....my mom's 3rd husband was such a douche. He tried to be cool to me and my high school friends but we all called him Faggot behind his back. I got mad at him around my senior year in high school, he & Mom got home from dinner and we almost got caught smoking a joint in the apt.. He tried to be all cool but then used it to threaten me that he'd tell Mom. I said, "Go ahead, Faggot. Yeah, that's right, we don't call you Pat, we call you Faggot". Sigh.

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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

My friend and I lyfted downtown last week for the trial (husband's company suing BASF) and it was a Tesla that picked us up. What a nice ride!! I drive a 2009 manual shift porsche cayenne and was at a light not too long ago. You could tell the Tesla next to me was gonna race me when the light turned green. I was all ready to slam it into first and take off but that damn Tesla was through the light before I got my foot on the clutch.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would absolutely love seeing a whole choir of them at our church's Christmas concert!

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AmberWins 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah and that it was mostly Trump's fault. He got multiple ketchup packs while everyone else just got one.

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AmberWins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Followed all the above from my sockpuppet as I await the reinstatement of my original.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Y'all. I can't. Remember back in 2017-2019 we were so happy that we weren't "tired of winning"? No frens, THIS is the time GEOTUS told us that we'd be so tired of winning. My sides are split. This is the Best. Movie. Ever.

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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't wait to find out how Elon fits into the Plan. It's like he's barreled onto the scene like a wrecking ball. And I hate that as I type that, the song is playing in my head. That whorish imp of satan Miley Cyrus sings it.

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AmberWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know. I've worn out the joke but my brain keeps going there. I think it was some side effect to covid we were supposed to believe so we'd run out and get jabbed and boosted. We wore it out in the first few months making fun of it.

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well your arms didn't have to reach around too far! Texas here too!

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AmberWins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good because I've been fighting via my 2 fakes. One is a liberal that volunteered to make calls for Biden (and then told everyone to vote Trump) until the 2020 election was stolen, and I transitioned her to a "former democrat now thinking for myself". The other one is a variation of my original profile that got nuked.

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AmberWins 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got a virtual ear hug from all you pedes as we were leaving my 98 year old mother-in-love's house. There was a cacophony of frog sounds. I was like, "Awww, I lub you all too!"

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AmberWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a brilliant and sound financial way forward.

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AmberWins 3 points ago +3 / -0

And who knows? Maybe if those libs had just let him grab them by the pussy then they'd never be suffering from winter vagina now.

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AmberWins 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see what you did there. Here to give the appropriate kek

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AmberWins 4 points ago +4 / -0

And I am thankful for each and every one of you here!

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AmberWins 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would also just add about AOC, ".....and keeping it on my Bingo card"

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