Coincidence theorists be like sht happens. Completely healthy pilots who only have one thing in common, the jab, just randomly passed in one week. Just totally a coincidence. Ask them about Trump, though, and they’ll make every leap of logic, no matter how small or out of context, just because he’s just such that bad of an orange.

Like remember that time he was right about hcq? It was a reverse psychology. He’s been telling the truth this whole time, but he knows the left won’t believe a word, so he might as well be lying!