I love to Garden - any other Gardeners out there?
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Love this I'm in San Diego and I love to garden I actually thought you were serious but this is even better
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Well now, there seems to be a lot of information that I didn't think about or know about. Always helpful to have frens
A far-flung cousin put his hand in a trough as a kid and had half his arm chewed off.
They do not eat the teeth. Gotta pull 'em out and pulverize 'em, scatter the dust in a river.
I am a frustrated farmer. I live in an area with an HOA so I have grow boxes to grow my veggies. I have even grown them in my foundation plantings. So far no one has complained and I can eat what I grow in my yard.
Eew, I dont want that in my topsoil.