I honestly didn’t think I’d be slow clapping this much tonight...but since I’m under attack from someone who clearly has a world-class brain, I guess all I can do is just slink off to the sidelines and hope—no, PRAY—that this ultra-intellectual stops attacking me, the messenger, and use his brain to poke holes in my, obviously, kindergarten free thought.

I’m just completely outmatched. If only he would use such power for good...