So what, the ship grew a sentience and its first act was to draw a massive cock in the water before getting stuck in protest? When did this movie switch from a Drama/Thriller/Comedy to Sci-fi?
''Several freak gusts of wind blew the ship on a dick course through the canal, flabbergasting all onboard who had temporarily taken leave of their collective senses and were admiring the cock on the radar. This collective phallus gazing was responsible in part for the 12 knot acceleration and subsequent lodging of the Ever Given for which we are Ever Forgiven''.
So what, the ship grew a sentience and its first act was to draw a massive cock in the water before getting stuck in protest? When did this movie switch from a Drama/Thriller/Comedy to Sci-fi?
Release from the NIST Investigation:
''Several freak gusts of wind blew the ship on a dick course through the canal, flabbergasting all onboard who had temporarily taken leave of their collective senses and were admiring the cock on the radar. This collective phallus gazing was responsible in part for the 12 knot acceleration and subsequent lodging of the Ever Given for which we are Ever Forgiven''.