Nothing says "we're guilty as hell" like trying to stop an audit at all costs. Can I cheat on my taxes and then stop the IRS from auditing me? "Sorry, but I'm afraid this is the most secure tax return of all time. No, you cannot investigate it."
I get audited three times every year because I am an elected tax collector. I welcome them. They prove me honest and show I am doing nothing wrong. Opposing an audit is just an admission of guilt!
Nothing says "we're guilty as hell" like trying to stop an audit at all costs. Can I cheat on my taxes and then stop the IRS from auditing me? "Sorry, but I'm afraid this is the most secure tax return of all time. No, you cannot investigate it."
I get audited three times every year because I am an elected tax collector. I welcome them. They prove me honest and show I am doing nothing wrong. Opposing an audit is just an admission of guilt!
No uproot for tax collectors 😒
Awe come on! Somebodies got to do it. It's just a job, and not a very good paying one either!