Oh, well we'uns have one of those too, it's just FIVE miles away and less convenient for our mule team and wagon to get there. In winter when the dirt roads are so bad that not even a mule can get through, we pound tree bark into mush, bleach it with lye soap, spread it out in 8-1/2 x 11 thin layers, and dry it over the coal stove to make our own paper, it usually works in the printer. Now the toilet paper... um, that's pretty rough stuff, but it's better than corn cobs.