504 No talking in Australia (twitter.com) posted 2 years ago by Vidura 2 years ago by Vidura +504 / -0 148 comments share 148 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You all do have boomerangs right?
Why is this bitch not getting wrecked by hundreds of boomerangs?
Australia, you have no idea how absurdly awesome Oz is in the minds of Americans. Gather the Roos. Unleash them in the streets.
I own a stainless steel one. And a grinder. It also opens beers (some genius thought to cut that feature into it... Straya!!!).
Yes, I can throw the fucker, watch it do four hotlaps and catch the bastard afterwards.
I will not go quietly into the long dark night of Khazarian goblin tyranny.
Godspeed Dundee.
Godspeed.
WRWY