I’ve heard this song before….

Welcome back, my friends To the show that never ends We're so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside

There behind a glass Stands a real blade of grass Be careful as you pass Move along! Move along

Come inside, the show's about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth

You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

Right before your eyes We'll pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries Then he dies, then he dies

You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen In a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine What a scene! What a scene Next upon the stand Will you please extend a hand To Alexander's Ragtime Band Dixieland, Dixieland

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up See the show

Performing on a stool We've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool We would like it to be known The exhibits that were shown Were exclusively our own All our own. All our own

Come and see the show Come and see the show Come and see the show See the show

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